They Are Having Sex Awfully Loud Tonight

So, I'm sure you're captivated by the blog title today. I'm going to give you fair warning: this blog is sexual in content. If you are a close family member of mine I might reccommend you stop reading, because I'm about to talk about a very liberal subject........ Still here? Good. I like that optomistic spirit of yours so lets continue.

I'm usually a conservative person. I don't go out of my way to tell people about my sex life, but I'm not a prude either. Last night something happened that was so embarassing that I couldn't think of anything better to do than blog about it to my few, but faithful viewers.

Last night was one of the rare occassions that my sexual advances didn't work on Dan. He was supposed to wake up early the next day for class, and was too tired for any action. I was a little let down seeing as I'm usually the one saying, "I'm too tired." Right ladies? You've been there. So I decided I was going to accomplish this mission solo.

I put on my robe, which always makes me feel like a bit of a porn star. And I headed off to the computer room. I caught wind of this great porn site called I Feel Myself and yes, you have to pay money to join. However, let me be one to say..... it's totally worth it. So, as I was sifting through some new videos to spark the mood I put on my headphones. Right below our computer room is our neighbors bedroom. It was late at night and I figured some discretion might be tasteful in case he was down there trying to sleep.

I finally found something that turned me on enough to finish the job. I was feeling adventurous so I even listened to it a little bit louder than usual knowing only I could hear it. Sometimes listening to somebody else moaning and groaning is good enough to get the job done, and this video was not in short supply of that. It didn't take long before I started getting those tingles and jingles, and BAM! done.  I was extrememly tired afterwards, so I put my clothes back on and started to put the headphones away...... only to realize...

I never plugged in the headphones. And it was LOUD tonight. I'm pretty sure my neighbor heard everything, but to keep my sanity I'm just going to tell myself he didn't. Maybe he's a hard sleeper, maybe he was sleeping on the couch tonight, maybe he wasn't even home. Maybe he didn't hear. So much for discretion.